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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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